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Woman ‘marries’ a tree in front of family and now plans to change her surname

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A Mother-of-two has held her wedding ceremony with a tree and now plans to change her surname to reflect her new marital status. The 34-year-old bride identified as Kate Cunningham, decided to ‘marry’ the elder tree in Litherland’s Rimrose Valley Park as a move to raise awareness about a campaign opposing the construction of a new bypass. Kate from Melling, told the Liverpool Echo that she had a hen do the night before and now plans to change her name to Kate Rose Elder by deed poll. Kate’s family and friends looked on as the bizarre wedding ceremony was held at a park in merseyside. Kate told the Echo: “My boyfriend is very supportive of my decision. “He’s even helped make props for the ceremony. “My oldest son was initially embarrassed when I told him I was going to do it, but now he has decided to come to the ceremony. It means a lot to him to be there. “My dad has been very supportive. He’s been out in his van helping to organise everything for the big day.”
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Nigerian man explains why God designed sex for married people


A Nigerian man has taken to Twitter to explain why God designed sex for married people only. In his post, he cited the case of a virgin whose only experience ever is with her husband.
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“A virgin does not know whether her husband sexually satisfied her on the wedding night.
She does not know if his pen!s is too small or too big as she has no experience and does not know what size is small or big.
She does not know if he finished too early or lasted long as she does not know the correct time to finish because she has not been with a man before.
She does not know if she’s satisfied or not because she has never experienced satisfaction and does not know it feels.
She has no expectations whatsoever therefore she cannot be disappointed.
She is not comparing her husband to anyone as there is no one to be compared with.
Whatever she gets that night is her ultimate experience, whatever happens after that night can only be higher or lower than that first experience.
If he lasts for 40 seconds, then 40 seconds is her standard, if he lasts for 3 minutes the next time, then she gets more than what she bargained for, it never gets disappointing.
Dear Kings and Queens, this is why God designed sex for married people alone.
Shun premarital s-x”.
A virgin does not know whether her husband sexually satisfied her on the wedding night.

She does not know if his penis is too small or too big as she has no experience and does not know what size is small or big.
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